ZUNE
Maybe Zune didn't win the music wars, but iPod ads never had a live kangaroo hopping through an Ames room, so iPod can therefore suck it.
"The Ballad of Tina Pink"
"Academy of Dreams"
Ever loved a song so much that you shrunk down small enough to fit into your own giant ear and walk around inside your own Mount Rushmore-like head, strolling through your own memories and photographs? That's too bad - you should listen to better stuff.