VIVA PIÑATA
You want pinatas. You have a garden. So you plant special candy plants to lure the pinatas to your garden. That's the game and it is a hypnotic, cheerful, psychedelic Jacuzzi of adorableness. So, if you ever wanted to shroom, dress up all the pets in your neighborhood like piñatas and then build them a magic ranch to live on, this is your game.
"Genie"
...And if you like your stupidity a little extra stupid, then I'll grant you all your wishes. For you, this: